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The stories BEHIND the stories!

04 February, 04:19 PM

Dennis is no sucker!

When I was a kid, I shared a room with my big brother. He absolutely loved Spiderman and wanted to be able to climb walls like his hero. He decided on a solution - he was going to walk up the wall by doubling over sellotape and sticking it to the bottom of his feet and hands. Needless to say, it didn't work! It did, however, make me think that it's the kind of thing Dennis would do but he'd obviously come up with a far better idea than my daft big brother!

"If I just stick my foot out a fraction...!" thought Johnny!

Isn't Morris Dancing a strange thing to do? No offence to any Morris Dancers reading this, but it is kind of odd! I've never understood that balloon on a stick thing they do. It struck me as being the weird kind of thing that would happen in Happy Bunny Green and really annoy Johnny! His revenge is perfect!

Go away, you lousy louse!

At school (a long, long time ago!) we had an outbreak of head lice. We all had to go home and use this horrible, revolting and smelly shampoo to kill them and a really scratchy comb. Ick! This got me thinking about how the Numskulls would get rid of a head louse. Their idea is much better and less smelly...wonder if it would work? It would make millions!

Have your say!

04 February, 04:38 PM, Harry (leader of the bring back Grampa club) said:

Dennis is no sucker, though Ratz must get stuck-a in the Beano!

05 February, 04:18 PM, dennisthemencefan98(bringbackpupparademember) said:

great ideas i like the sticky tape idea lol

05 February, 06:21 PM, coolman said:

Plunger suckers. Really? Did he clean them first?

05 February, 10:28 PM, jack said:

bring back the menace in dennis!! bring back the pea shooters, water pistols and rotten tomatoes!! please!

06 February, 09:36 AM, Jack said:

dont just watch it read it because the beano ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06 February, 05:44 PM, David Pinder said:

dear Dennis i am just writeing to tell you i am coming back to work soon so i will see you when i get back to work from David Pinder

06 February, 07:01 PM, David Pinder said:

was you having trouble thinking what my e mail addrewss is i am sorry but i do not have an e mail address

07 February, 10:40 AM, maddy said:

hi beano guys! i know im a girl but….BEANO RULES!
i love beano who needs mags when theres a beano?
not me. most my friends have mags but a beano can last forever. my fav person is dennis and minnie
i have got the beano annul 2010 its great and i liked lord snooty the third ok bye il send another letter soon bye beano guys!