What-oh!
The chappies at the Beano have asked me to announce the winner of the vote thing they ran last week. And quite right too! Much better to have a quality chap like me do it instead of a common scruff-pot like… well, I suppose anyone’s a scruff-pot compared with me.
Parkinson, my lippy butler, said I only got asked because I’m the only person in Beanotown to own my own tuxedo. Cheek.
Maybe the real reason I was asked is that my dear old Grandfather, the original Lord Snooty, won the vote, just edging out those pesky mice, The Nibblers in a jolly close vote. Just as well I had Parkinson spend all his free time voting for Grandfather, eh?
So, here’s your chance to see my dear old Grandad with his chums.
To everyone who voted for The Nibblers and General Jumbo, I shall ask those Beano chappies to put some pages of those stories online soon.
Your incredibly wealthy, upper-crust chum,
Lord Snooty III
All right!

i love your idea my dad said that when he read beano there was only lord snooty the 1st! (I THINK!!!)

Jolly good choice, old chap!
“I live in a spiffingly big mansion with 57 swimming pools and 57 butlers, and £9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 pounds to the square root of 3, 528 helicopters, 38 ponies, and 53 peacocks! Spiffing!” – Wilburforce Quentin Poshley the Fifth

noooooooooooooooooooooo!
the nibblers lost!
ps-join my club please guys!

A thousand thanks, my lord.

Scruff-pots compared to you? I don’t buy that! I’ll take that classic anyway.

I must ask Beano staff when you are taking Animating D&G Part 1 down from the highlights? Man, that’s been there for ages.
@People who experienced Animating D&G Part 1
Remember that dinosaur attack?

yahhoo my vote actually WON.hallalujjia.thank you everyone

My favourite character In the beano is Dennis.
The beano is the best comic in the world.

lord snooty is tha best almost as good as dennis and his freinds

GREAT. Can’t wait to read it. And i cant wait to read the Nibblers and General jumbo.

OH NOEZ! The Nibblers lost! I hate Snoots!

I read the beano annual last night it was brilliant /christmas one.lord snooty,s one was brilliant with the snow castle i would menace the softies like dennis tried to do. oh and by the way prety please put beano back on.

I have all beano albums and i love them but i wish joke king and the nibblers could come back

Great idea! That is really sweet. From Louis

OK idea, but the beano these days is way better!
Jumbador
Good choice Snooty but I don’t like you calling us common scruff-pot though!

think again beano is fantastic you need to think that becuse it is the best comic to read at home. you know piret,s of the carabeano there my 3rd favrouite my 2nd is lord snooty my 1st favroutie is Dennis and Clamity james. your the best comic in the wold.xxxxxxxxx

thankyou for leting beano out in shop,s xxxx

hi

I HATE THE ORIGINAL SNOOTS! He was all posh but I liked Snitch and Snatch!
Top 10 Beano characters
10) Lord Snooty the Third
9) The Numskulls
8) Ratz (by LH)
7) Roger the Dodger
6) Beano Manga
5) Johnny Bean from Happy Bunny Green
4) Ivy the Terrible
3) Billy Whizz
2) Fred’s Bed
1) Ball Boy

hi wonder when can i see beano on t.v.plesae can you tell me

cool ye best LORD SNOOTY YE COOL DONT GET RID FOR HIM

i love it my mum has benos drom 1989 i no it is cool and i love snoty tnx bye

A jolly great descision, old chum.(you’re not old.)
To be honest, I think Lord Snooty the 1st was a bit TOO posh. As a humble chap, here’s my top-notch Top Ten:
10- Ratz
9-Dennis and Gnasher
8-Les Pretend
7-Lord Snooty the third
6-Roger the Doger
5- Billy Whizz
4-Ball Boy
3-Johnny Beab (from Happy Bunny Green)
2-The Numbskulls
And my favourite…
1-Ivy the Terrible
Goodbye, old chap! (you’re still not old.)

My top ten are:
10:Derik the sheep
9:Dennis and Gnasher
8:Ratz
7:Jonny Bean
6:Les Pretend
5:Ball Boy
4:Billy Whizz 4:Ivy the Terrible
3:The Numskulls
2:Roger the Dodger
1:The Bash Street Kids

Go Snooty!!!!!!!!!!

I think dennis should win!

MY TOP TEN ARE:
10.JOHNNY BEAN
9. LES PRETEND
8.LORD SNOOTY THE THIRD
7.RATZ
6.BILLY WHIZZ
5.ROGER THE DOGER
4.THE NUMSKULLS
3.THE BASH STREET KIDS
2.DENNIS THE MENACE AND GNASHER
1.IVY THE TERRIBLE
P.S:WERE CAN YOU BY THE 1ST BEANO COMIC WITH BIG EGGO?

bash street kids should have won cause there awesome and lord snooty is the worst

My Beano winners are Bash Street Kids Dennis Minnie Ivy and Numskulls. BOOOOOOO Snooty!!!!!!!!

Ummmm. Hi? I’m Roger the Dodger and my fave character is me obviously. But my friends include: The Bash street kids, Lord Snooty the first, Lord Snooty the third and some other old Beano people. Did you know I do Karate? Now must dodge. I mean dash. I’ve got things to do. Signed Roger.T.Dodger.

Mine’s slightly changed…
10: Dennis and Gnasher (only by JH)
9: Ratz (LH)
8: Lord Snooty the Third
7: Beano Manga
6: Roger the Dodger
5: Johnny Bean from Happy Bunny Green
4: Ivy the Terrible
3: Billy Whizz
2: Fred’s Bed
1: Ball Boy

My top ten:
1.Ratz
2.Dennis and Gnasher
3.Bash St. Kids
4.Ivy the Terrible
5.Gnasher and Gnipper
6.The Numbskulls
7.The 3 Bears
8.Minnie the Minx
9.Billy Whizz
10.Roger the Dodger

Long name isn’t it? I think it is. Dos anyone wanna’ join my club? I AM THE OFFICIAL ROGER THE DODGER YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!

i think dennis shold of won if he wasent de-menaced and given a softer apperance,he shold of stayed the way he was

could snoots leave beano not realy old chap walter the idiot

this tig is cool

My uncle said he used to read the beono and he said it has changed since he used to read it we both still think that it is the best comic in the world and anyone that said it is rubbish should be jailed ha ha ha ha ha

My top 10 are
10.rats
9.clamity james
8.3 bears
7.jonny bean
6.nibblers
5.bash street kids
4.rodger the dodger
3.dennis the mennis
2.ivy the terrible and bea
1.minnie the minx

10 ratz
9 lord snootty the third
8 ball boy
7 billy whizz
6 bash street kids
5 ivy the terrible
4 rodger the dodger
3 beano manga
2 minnie the minx
deniss and gnasher

why not lord snooty go on holiday.

1.Ratz
2.Calamity James
3.Dennis and Gnasher
4.The 3 Bears
5.Ball Boy
6.Johnny Bean
7.Minnie the Minx
8.Roger the Dodger
9.Ivy the Terrible
10.A tie between Billy Whizz and Super School

Dear Celyn, You are not leader of the purple hand gang, Horrid Henry is. Any one else got 41 Beano anualls? Roger T Dodger

hi

hy old chap my ten favroutie are Denis and Gnasher
Clamity james Lord snoty Les pretend Jonny bean Ivy the terible Derick the sheep Pirates of the caribeano

i love getting my beano comic delivered. It was the best present from my mum. The beano bomber was brilliant. Cant wait till the next one, i love them so much that i cant wait to see them. Its my favourite comic in the whole world

dont you just think the BEANO is just the best comic in the world!!!!!!!! my bro always gets theSIMPSONS but it SUKS

when i grow up to be 5 i think i will be the biggest fan of the beano. I think that Dennis and gnasher and the bash street kids should win.a birdie landed on denniss head and thought it was funny.

boooo dennis and gnasher should of won.

my hero’s are dennis and gnasher i hope next competition they will win

my top ten are……………..
1.Minnie the Minx
2.Dennis and Gnasher
3.Big Eggo
4.Beano Manga
5.Biffo the Bear
6.The Bash Street Kids
7.Ivy the Terrible
8.Roger the Dodger
9.The Numskulls
10.Calamity James
P.S:Bea should have her own comic.(:

i buy beano max because the gifts are grat an the comics are bigger

lovely sir but mini and denis might not be happy!

I love it i got beano anaul 2010 and it’s the best in the hole universe i cant wait im saving up all my pocket money to join the beano club and all the pranks in the beano books ive done. The favourite one yet ive done is pranking my sister by making here scared in the middle of the night yahoo!!!!!!!

wat no *????

I VOTE ROGER THE DODGER!!

top ten
10.dennis and gnasher
9.lord snooty (the old one.)
8.ratz
7.freds bed
6.beano manga
5.les pretend
4.super school
3.rasher (i want him back!:(
2.bash street kids
1.rodger the dodger
(once i used one of his dodges

Yo dudes I am Felix Bhella I have not joined the Beano Club.I’m from London and i’ve got a brother called Ben and my parents are called Rachael and Manmohan Bhella.Okay laters
from Felix

Im only going to name my top three.
In third place is………. Numbskulls.
In second place…………Dennis and Gnasher.
And last but not least in first place is………. Bash Street Kids

I really love Dennis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have all the harry potter films and books!!!
put harry potter in beano please or i will ask dandy!!!

My top ten are:
1.numskulls
2.beano manga
3.dennis and gnasher
4.ratz
5.johnny bean
6.ball boy
7.roger the dodger
8.minnie the minx
9.billy whizz
10.lord snooty

beano club is C.O.O.L.ROCK ON

the beanos great i think here are the real top ten
10.freds bed
9.ivy the terrible
8.minne the minx
7.the bash street kids
6.super school
5.ratz
4.les pretend
3.the numskulls
2.roger the doger
1.beano
manga

Hi Beano! i’d say my top notch ten are:
10.Lord Snooty the third (What ho!)
9.Ivy the terrible
8.Calamity James
7.Billy Whizz
6.Super Schoool
5.Ratz
4.Bash Street Kids
3.Ball Boy
2.Dennis and Gnasher + 60 Second Dennis
And my very very fave…
1.Roger the dodger!!!
(Lord Snooty the first was probably about 12th)
Yeah,lucy I agree!-Calcool

10.Lord Snooty the Third
9.Johnny Bean
8.Les Pretend
7.Minnie the Minx
6.Ratz
5.Beano Manga
4.Ivy the Terrible
3.Roger the Dodger
2.60 Second Dennis
1.Dennis and Gnasher

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Lord Snooty A.K.A Lord Butt!

I think that Rodger the Dodger should win because he gets put in normal situations, unlike the Bash Street Kids (going on the tele, going into space etc.). What do you think about that!?

Boo to Snooty!Rodger should’ve won (and yes,I AM tjcool22’s brother)!

I think roger should win

Love it tjcool22 and bennycool45! You are absoloutley right!!!!!

If you have a girl problem and a bath for your son ive got 99 problems but beano comic aint one haha

did you like my goke heres a other one that i learend from the the beano Anul. how many goth/s does it take to change a lightbulb? none goths prefer it blak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear uaq,
Thanks for voting me…I VOTE ROGER THE DODGER!!!!!!!!

my top three are:
1. Dennis & Gnasher!
2. 60 second Dennis
3. Bash Street Kids

sooooooooooooooooo cool i love lord snooty

I VOTE FOR BASH STREET KIDS BECAUSE ITS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!

And I like Bash st kids too.

My top ten are:
10.Lord Snooty the Third
9.Max (Beano Max only)
8.Beano Manga
7.Ivy the Terrible
6.Bash street Kids
5.Dennis the Menace
4.Les Pretend
3.Roger The Dodger
2.Minnie The Minx
1.Numskulls

is your manger CBBC beacuse if it is then wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoo heres a Joke what/s a Kittens favroute brekfest? mice krispies hahaha

BEANO MANGA SHOULD OF WON! THEY ARE THE BEST!!!

I wasn’t too keen on Lord Snooty. I always preferred Biffo, and my Dad liked Big Eggo. Can you show strips of them?

the story in dennis and gnasher was great. If i get a dog i,m going to call him gnasher. I love the numskulls,bash street kids. I call all my senses the numskullls, because they are funny.I love dennis and gnasher they should win everything, everyday and foever

what lies on your plate and tells you to shut up? rude food hahahahahahhahaha

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm i janged my name you see ive got eleven favroute me ofcourse and afew other chaps. now i must mence blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i mean move to the shops Dennis T. Mencexx

Jonny Bean rocks Wooh Yeah Yaarghh uh hu uh hu we love you jonny we do woop woop

My top three beano stars are
1.Roger the Doger
2.Dennis and Gnasher
3.Bash street kids
ive got a vintage beano mug. Its so cool

1.the old dennis
2.the old fredz bed
3.the old bash street kids(drawn by kev.f)
4.the old lord snooty
5.the old minnie the minx
6.the old niblers
7.the very very old grandpa
8.the old gnasher and gnipper
9.the old biffo
10.the old pansy potter
i am a grandad thats 10 this comment will self destruct in 10 secconds 10…9…8…7…6…5…3…2…1…KAABOOOM!!!!!

any idea when the game will be working i have read the Beano but the game says coming soon ?
from James age 6

yes the old chap lord snooty I
was just too posh
lord snooty III rules!

I think i rock i mean im the star of the show you know your getting more boring i mean beter Dennis T. mence

What Did The Earth Say To The Earthquake? You Crack Me Up

Awesome!!! If i WAS old enogh to vote 4 the general election i would vote minnie t. minx!!! but i am only 11 :(

woohoo

dear beanofanmax i love your joke because your joke is brilliant your a star tell me another joke sigend Dennis T mence

If anyone tells a beter joke than beanofanmax then your defnitly the leader of jokes

im glad the game is up i have beno book i chek evre day i cant wait untiL the sumu

ilove the beano its great stories ithink dennis and gnasher the tv series should have 90 new episodes this year 2010 loads of them to be punishments in the end with dennis saying oh and the rest to end with dennis calling someones name like at the end of the in crowd when he yells Athenaaa

My favorite is Ball Boy!
