Here at Beano HQ we want to hear from all of you! That's how we make the Beano better, after all- well, that and writing and drawing stories. We try to make sure everyone gets their say but there are a few things that The Editor just won't stand for (or, more likely, sit-in-the-comfy-chair-having-a-cuppa for. But. Er. Please don't tell him we said that).

If you want to make sure your comments get shown, these tips will make sure your comments don't get Sergeant Slippered!
Don't call people nasty names, bully, or shout at them! We're all Beano fans here! Well, except the Dandy Editor, but who cares about him?
Don't give out your or anyone else's real name, email address, phone number, blog or web address, etc - and don't pretend to be someone else. Particularly not the Beano staff. It makes them write stories about the web team getting boiled in Ed's tea cauldron.
Remember that Beanotown is the Beano's home online, so if want to say something make sure you'd be okay with saying or reading it in The Beano comic!
If you don't like something, that's okay - if you tell us why! Don't just SHOUT ABOUT HOW RUBBISH IT IS RARGH ARGH BARGLE - we'll assume you're the Dandy Editor and pay no attention!
 
If you ask the Beano guys a question and they don't answer right away - don't worry! We pretty much keep them locked up writing the comic and only let them out for a few minutes a day. Don't shout at them if your question gets missed, just stay polite and try again. Try grovelling or offering them biscuits. They like that.